Caperrucita Gothic

 

Personajes:

Barney

Caperrucita .G

Mother

Grandpa-

Winy Pu

 

 

 

Barney:

Ho ho, ho, hello again my friends. I´m so happy you are here to playyyy. Today I’m telling you a tale. The real story of Caperrusuta Gothic.

 

Mother:

Hey caperrusita, I cooked this Maruchan, take it to grandfather’s House. Be careful with the bear…

 

Caperrucita:

But, I thought it was a wolf…

 

Mother:

In this tale it is a BEARRRRRRRRRR. Shot off stupid!!!!!!!!!!! I hate you girl, you´re adopted, I found you in a cauldroum, now go on.

 

(caperrusita se va cantando y El oso aparece.)

 

Caperucita:

Ooooooooooh, a Bear!!!!!!!!!!, Caperucita is scared……

 

Winnie:

Take it easy honey, I´m not a bear, well  actually I am, but I´M Guini pu, I’m not going to hurt you.

 

Caperrusita:

FIU…..Hey winy, do you know where is my grandfather’s house?

 

Winy:

Of course, everyone in the forest knows…idiot. Well go ahead for the street, then turn left, then turn right, then, turn around, then walk three blocks….hey did you understand?

 

Caperrucita:

Oooooooooooh yeah, thanks a lot winy pu. Bye.

 

Barney:

So caperrucita went in the search for grandpa’s house. Then she got hungry and ate the maruchan….a few minutes later….

 

Winy:

(toca la puerta, sale el aguelo) what’s up grandpa? Hey your granddaughter is looking for you.

 

Grandpa:

Dammit I don’t want see her, she is adopted. Eat her!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(caperrucita toca, el aguelo se esconde y el pinche oso se pinta bigote para fingir ser al aguelo)

 

Caperucita:

Grandfather, yuju!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Grandfather:

Wait a moment caperucita, don’t come in, I’m Naked…

( ya después entra la tipa)

 

Winy:

Hello Caperru………(el aguelo le da un codaso al oso para que no hable)

 

(el oso solo mueve la boca pero es el aguelo quien habla)

 

Grandpa:

Yeah, honey It’s me, your grandfather, I am not the Bear…hey where is my maruchan?….idiot. Adopted

 

Caperrusa.
You look strange grandpa.

 

(el pinche oso le esta echando sal a la tipa saboreándola)

 

caperuza:

Grandpa, what are you doing?

 

Grandpa:

Shut off, and get into this caldroum. (Entra barney y corta la escena, se escuchan gritos de caperrucita y golpes)

 

Barney:

So a haunter appeared and saved the bear…..sorry saved caperrucita.  It was wonderful to stay with you, bye.